Wednesday, September 21, 2011

If Horses Were Vehicles

I was bored today, and let my mind wander. For some reason, it started to compare horse breeds and vehicles. This is what I came up with.

Drafts would obviously be diesel trucks. They have lots of low-end power, and are good for hauling stuff. Plus if you sit in/on one, you're lots higher than everyone else.

Quarter Horses are like muscle cars. They're quick off the starting line and have a really wide back end.

Paints are hippy cars. Sometimes you can't tell what the main color is under all the markings.

Ponies are like scooters.They're not really useful, but they're fun to have and they can fit almost anywhere!

Arabians are exotic cars. They look flashy, but if you don't know how to handle them, you'll probably end up hurt. Also, everyone secretly wants one ;)

Thoroughbreds are the racecars. They're really fast and people pay to watch them go in circles.

Lipizzaners are like stunt cars. They do things you could never imagine a horse/vehicle could do.

More to come if I think of them!













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